I was reading a biblical theology summary of the Bible in a four week teaching session (that’s fast) and came across an even faster and shorter summary, the Bible in 50 words, for what it’s worth (I kind of like it!).
God made, Adam ate, Noah built, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, land entered, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Jesus rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.